never play flip cup with pint glasses
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
did i walk over a car last night?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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