Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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