Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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