did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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