if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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