He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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