mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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