The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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