I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?