If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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