I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.