STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted