Cold hands, warm shart.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He has the fingertips of a God
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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