I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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