We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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