I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Randomize
