I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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