Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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