Pappa wants mamma naked
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath