Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Semen is not good for contacts.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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