with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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