im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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