if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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