real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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