Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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