he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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