I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
