No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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