Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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