glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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