Small penises have feelings too.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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