I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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