Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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