She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
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That's how twitter works, right?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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