After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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