Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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