I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You are the jesus of drinking
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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