Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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