He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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