ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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