then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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