Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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