Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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