Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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