Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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