Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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