she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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