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(908): View more from New Jersey

I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you

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(313): View more from Michigan

This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...

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(216): View more from Ohio

it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..

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