I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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