Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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