Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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