Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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