her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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