They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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