What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
