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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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