i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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