is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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